Bloke came out of the pub, walked along the road, he opened the chip shop door and said "Do you have any chips left".. "Yes we do".."Well you shouldn't have made so many then should you"
Funnily enough..I went in the chip shop on Saturday, I said to the man "a large piece of Cod please", "Yes, won't be long"..I said "Well it better be fat then"
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Previous Jensen Owner 2010-2022 (128/4451)
Understeer - Hitting the fence with the front of the car
Oversteer - Hitting the fence with the rear of the car
Horsepower -How fast you hit the fence
Torque - How far you take the fence with you
"Now that chassis number is particularly interesting ‘cos it’s the one after the one before, which is the one after mine, not many people know that"
Stephen, Epping, Essex