Joke thread 2021
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“Koç” (which is probably what your plaque said) means “Ram” (like a bighorn sheep) in Turkish…
The “ç” is pronounced like “ch”, so the word is pronounced like “coach”…
Rocky
(I know, not very funny!)
The “ç” is pronounced like “ch”, so the word is pronounced like “coach”…
Rocky
(I know, not very funny!)
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Interesting, Rocky.
That would explain the company logo:
That would explain the company logo:
"Now that chassis number is particularly interesting ‘cos it’s the one after the one before, which is the one after mine, not many people know that"
Stephen, Epping, Essex
Stephen, Epping, Essex
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“Koç” is also what you can call your buddies when you bump into them at the pub.... Like "Hey Koç (Stud), what have you been doing?", kind of thing.
It's an honorific slang word.
It's an honorific slang word.
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'72 Interceptor III - 133/5597
'73 DeTomaso Pantera
'74 Toyota Land Cruiser FJ-40
'95 Jaguar XJS Convertible
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'73 DeTomaso Pantera
'74 Toyota Land Cruiser FJ-40
'95 Jaguar XJS Convertible
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Looks like he has left the bench and vice in the garage!
Dave Turnage
Colchester
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Clearing some old files, I came accross the following. Jean read it out at my inaugaral Dinner Dance.
Poem of a Jensen
The Jensen is our car,
I shall not want another,
It maketh me to lie down in wet places,
It soileth my coat,
It leadeth me in the paths of ridicule,
It leadeth me in many garages,
It prepareth a breakdown for me in the presence of mine enemies,
Yea, though I run down the valleys I am towed up the hills,
I fear much evil whilst it is with me,
Its rods and its sprockets discomfort me,
It anointeth my face with oil,
Its water runneth over,
Surely to goodness the thing won’t follow me all the days of my life,
Or I shall dwell in the house of the poor and insane forever.
Amen.
Poem of a Jensen
The Jensen is our car,
I shall not want another,
It maketh me to lie down in wet places,
It soileth my coat,
It leadeth me in the paths of ridicule,
It leadeth me in many garages,
It prepareth a breakdown for me in the presence of mine enemies,
Yea, though I run down the valleys I am towed up the hills,
I fear much evil whilst it is with me,
Its rods and its sprockets discomfort me,
It anointeth my face with oil,
Its water runneth over,
Surely to goodness the thing won’t follow me all the days of my life,
Or I shall dwell in the house of the poor and insane forever.
Amen.
Jean.
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That made me laugh Alan….until I realised I bought your car
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'72 Interceptor III - 133/5597
'73 DeTomaso Pantera
'74 Toyota Land Cruiser FJ-40
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'72 Interceptor III - 133/5597
'73 DeTomaso Pantera
'74 Toyota Land Cruiser FJ-40
'95 Jaguar XJS Convertible
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I like this T-Shirt ! Very apt for a classic owner as well
Might upset Greta and those stupid leftie idiots currently trying to bring London to standstill …
John P
Might upset Greta and those stupid leftie idiots currently trying to bring London to standstill …
John P
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Understeer - Hitting the fence with the front of the car
Oversteer - Hitting the fence with the rear of the car
Horsepower -How fast you hit the fence
Torque - How far you take the fence with you
Understeer - Hitting the fence with the front of the car
Oversteer - Hitting the fence with the rear of the car
Horsepower -How fast you hit the fence
Torque - How far you take the fence with you
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Re 'Just use oil', there was an entity here years ago called the 5000 Club. I don't know if it still exists but to be a member you had to own a car with an engine displacement of 5 litres or more.
Their stated objective was to rid the planet of the evil of fossil fuels by fire.
Very forward thinking.
Their stated objective was to rid the planet of the evil of fossil fuels by fire.
Very forward thinking.
Chris L
J-H Mk1 11327
GT 30305
Perth, Australia
J-H Mk1 11327
GT 30305
Perth, Australia
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Our kids would respond with chill, Boomer. To them we are all Boomers- we just had this discussion over lunch. I said Magnolia, I'm Magnolia Gen X, don't be calling me a Magnolia Boomer. Magnolia!Might upset Greta and those stupid leftie idiots currently trying to bring London to standstill
Felix Kistler
C-V8 112/2454, 541DL 2223849
JOC 9465
Secretary/VP JCC Jensen Car Club of Switzerland
www.jcc.ch / office@jcc.ch
C-V8 112/2454, 541DL 2223849
JOC 9465
Secretary/VP JCC Jensen Car Club of Switzerland
www.jcc.ch / office@jcc.ch
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For you Shakespearian Lovers…
‘71 TVR Vixen 2500 - (M Series Tribute)
'72 Interceptor III - 133/5597
'73 DeTomaso Pantera
'74 Toyota Land Cruiser FJ-40
'95 Jaguar XJS Convertible
'72 Interceptor III - 133/5597
'73 DeTomaso Pantera
'74 Toyota Land Cruiser FJ-40
'95 Jaguar XJS Convertible
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Thought this was funny…
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‘71 TVR Vixen 2500 - (M Series Tribute)
'72 Interceptor III - 133/5597
'73 DeTomaso Pantera
'74 Toyota Land Cruiser FJ-40
'95 Jaguar XJS Convertible
'72 Interceptor III - 133/5597
'73 DeTomaso Pantera
'74 Toyota Land Cruiser FJ-40
'95 Jaguar XJS Convertible