Unwanted Heat

[Martin R]

Good to see you online again Wallace. Will we get to see you in person though?
Hope you're well

[Wallace]

Good to see you online again Wallace. Will we get to see you in person though?
Hope you're well

Hello Aston, hope you are well, I am OK bodily and may be tempted out to play this year. There is a possibility I will be at Goodwood Revival if the stars align and the FIA grant fresh papers for a car we have in.

[Martin R]

Good to see you online again Wallace. Will we get to see you in person though?
Hope you're well

Hello Aston, hope you are well, I am OK bodily and may be tempted out to play this year. There is a possibility I will be at Goodwood Revival if the stars align and the FIA grant fresh papers for a car we have in.

I’ll be there!

[Jens]

I didn't know that all the usual suspects are stll around - it was way too quiet at the western front.

Yellow cards galore - already after the first posts.

The first insults coming in, dog farts around - I feel home again.

Brünhilde says hello too.

[Barrie]

That's all very well Jens but how's a girl supposed to feel when Wallace gets a 'Good to see you online again Wallace' and what do I get?

Am I being unfairly treated? I think so. I now know how Boris feels.
(Sighs deeply and goes off in a sulk, stage right.)

[Wallace]

That's all very well Jens but how's a girl supposed to feel when Wallace gets a 'Good to see you online again Wallace' and what do I get?

Am I being unfairly treated? I think so. I now know how Boris feels.
(Sighs deeply and goes off in a sulk, stage right.)

(Enters stage left wearing monacle.)

Aha! There be a faint aroma of lavender with rose water undertones in the air, I believe Basildon Bond has been within this very parish quite recently if the warmth from these hoof prints can be believed. But wait, there are umlauts dotted around leading to a locked door marked "AUSFAHRT" (In bold). Tingling feeling in spine, all three hairs and fluffy bits on neck stand up and Lederhosen comes to mind.

(Exits stage right in hot pursuit as tux at cleaners.)

[VFK44]

Well, this thread is unlikely to trouble the moderators as it appears to be written in code.

As far as I can tell, I have to meet the undercover agent at dawn beneath the Old Bridge in Prague.

[Wallace]

VFK44, code for agent is F.U.N.E.X. Reply should be V.F.X.

[VFK44]

The spotted cuckoo bird is flying backwards...

[Chris_R]

I always thought the reply for F.U.N.E.X. was S.V.F.X.

F.U.N.E.M. ?

[Wallace]

I always thought the reply for F.U.N.E.X. was S.V.F.X.

F.U.N.E.M. ?

9. Wrong password, agent will dunk you in the river with 9.M.N.X.

VFK44 will leave the scene in fine brogues and dothed hat with a tittermost, much becoming for a man his age.

[Wallace]

The spotted cuckoo bird is flying backwards...

Twisted Nungchucks young Stephen, did you not pay attention during basic Twaining? You missed the mark.

[Jens]

And I will drive a Mille miles ... to fall down on the floor.

(not being able to leave the stage)