is this the future of politics?
someone sent me the first and automatically the second started afterward.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkU1ob_ ... e=youtu.be" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eR0ckpJ3bk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
whatever you political leanings they are clever.
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Very clever.
Some talented people out there.
Some talented people out there.
Only working half a day now.
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Am I the only one not looking forward to my first pint after a Lockdown at any
American themed pubs !
John P
American themed pubs !
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this made me grin
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"THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS"
"Now that chassis number is particularly interesting ‘cos it’s the one after the one before, which is the one after mine, not many people know that"
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Made me laugh!
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This made me chuckle ...
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Oversteer - Hitting the fence with the rear of the car
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Torque - How far you take the fence with you
Understeer - Hitting the fence with the front of the car
Oversteer - Hitting the fence with the rear of the car
Horsepower -How fast you hit the fence
Torque - How far you take the fence with you
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Rap72 posted a funny joke:
Day 38 of the lockdown. Become a bad joke. Actually removed much more than this now, and STILL can't thread the new rubber drive belt on.
p.s. the full recycling bags are there for a reason - they gently take the support when you have to tip the machine onto its face to reach the bottom.
Day 38 of the lockdown. Become a bad joke. Actually removed much more than this now, and STILL can't thread the new rubber drive belt on.
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"Now that chassis number is particularly interesting ‘cos it’s the one after the one before, which is the one after mine, not many people know that"
Stephen, Epping, Essex
Stephen, Epping, Essex
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No joke, from CNN:
A 5-year-old boy with $3 in his pocket was pulled over by Utah police while driving his parent's car to California to buy a Lamborghini.
The boy left in the SUV after arguing with his mother, who said she would not buy the luxury car for him, Utah Highway Patrol said on Twitter.
... Once he was pulled over, the child told the trooper he had intended to drive to California to purchase a Lamborghini for himself. He had $3. The starting price for a new Lamborghini is around $200,000.
A 5-year-old boy with $3 in his pocket was pulled over by Utah police while driving his parent's car to California to buy a Lamborghini.
The boy left in the SUV after arguing with his mother, who said she would not buy the luxury car for him, Utah Highway Patrol said on Twitter.
... Once he was pulled over, the child told the trooper he had intended to drive to California to purchase a Lamborghini for himself. He had $3. The starting price for a new Lamborghini is around $200,000.
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... his mother probably said it's my way or the highway...
Felix Kistler
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he will probably wind up getting elected president in a few years time.
he appears to have all the right attributes.!
he appears to have all the right attributes.!
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The future ain’t what it used to be.
Interceptor Mk1 LHD & RHD
GT LHD
Interceptor Mk1 LHD & RHD
GT LHD
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there will be more.
sent to me by an optician friend
sent to me by an optician friend
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