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But Dion, you have to admit that her preaching, "The World Is On Fire" while she's standing in the pouring rain is just hilarious.
It's a shame there isn't a separate 'Political' section, which people could choose to not even look at, if they didn't want to be offended, because politics impinges upon every aspect of our lives, particularly cars and driving.
How often is "once in a while"?
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True! But I absolutely hate it when you get Greta in almost any discussion here.
Of course that is not true, I remember your non-Jensen stories as well (Porsche, Mercedes) :D No problems with that, or an occasional off topic subject, but this Greta thing is really getting too boring (and off putting).
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Me and the wife.
At home.
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No comment!

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I made the mistake of buying one a few years ago, titled "Everything men know about women".

It was over 100 blank pages.
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After an evening at the Pub, a man crawls into bed. The woman says,,"You're drunk!" He says, "how do you know?" and she replies, "Because you live next door !"
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although I read today a tiger has it in America
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From The Telegraph,
Tim Stanley,
"I suppose that with the public all locked indoors, the police finally feel safe enough to walk the streets."
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Grant springs to mind !

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Time to allow everyone who feels healthy and wants to return to work to do so, provided they exercise Social Distancing and travel only on foot, bicycle, motorcycle or private car, and wear a face mask when outside their home or car.
Ban the use of taxis, buses, trains and aeroplanes temporarily to avoid squashing people together like sardines in a tin.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavir ... ographics/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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AH1951 wrote:Time to allow everyone who feels healthy and wants to return to work to do so, provided they exercise Social Distancing and travel only on foot, bicycle, motorcycle or private car, and wear a face mask when outside their home or car.
Ban the use of taxis, buses, trains and aeroplanes temporarily to avoid squashing people together like sardines in a tin.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavir ... ographics/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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not sure what the joke is with this one.
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