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Quarantine
Eddie
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1970 Earls Court Motorshow Car
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Interceptor II 123/3901 CEA 1J
1970 Earls Court Motorshow Car
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Made me laugh ...
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Understeer - Hitting the fence with the front of the car
Oversteer - Hitting the fence with the rear of the car
Horsepower -How fast you hit the fence
Torque - How far you take the fence with you
Understeer - Hitting the fence with the front of the car
Oversteer - Hitting the fence with the rear of the car
Horsepower -How fast you hit the fence
Torque - How far you take the fence with you
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did you have permission to post that?colin7673 wrote:Not in this house..
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Eddie, you are obviously not used to quarantine...……..your mask is upside down....or is it downside up ?
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Are my testicles black?
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
“Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people." Garrison Keillor
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Another COVID-19 based funny
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Previous Jensen Owner 2010-2022 (128/4451)
Understeer - Hitting the fence with the front of the car
Oversteer - Hitting the fence with the rear of the car
Horsepower -How fast you hit the fence
Torque - How far you take the fence with you
Understeer - Hitting the fence with the front of the car
Oversteer - Hitting the fence with the rear of the car
Horsepower -How fast you hit the fence
Torque - How far you take the fence with you
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Isn't it nice not to be hearing of that puppet Greta Thunberg at the moment.
Only working half a day now.
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I noticed two things at her recent rally in Bristol.AH1951 wrote:
1. 10-15,000 snowflakes/melts/bedwetters completely ruined the
grounds at College Green with the cost of putting it right well into
the thousands and putting it out of use for months.
2. Leaning just one Solar PV panel at that angle wont work. I believe
the idea was to dupe the crowd into thinking it was powering the PA.
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Previous Jensen Owner 2010-2022 (128/4451)
Understeer - Hitting the fence with the front of the car
Oversteer - Hitting the fence with the rear of the car
Horsepower -How fast you hit the fence
Torque - How far you take the fence with you
Understeer - Hitting the fence with the front of the car
Oversteer - Hitting the fence with the rear of the car
Horsepower -How fast you hit the fence
Torque - How far you take the fence with you
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Did you notice that she was so upset at no longer being in the public eye that she pretended to have had the coronavirus?colin7673 wrote:Isn't it nice not to be hearing of that puppet Greta Thunberg at the moment.
(And she's an expert on that subject too now, apparently!)
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Can we please stop bitching here about a certain Greta, or climate-change-nay-sayers? OK to mention it once in a while but there are certain persons here who cannot stop about it and mention it wherever possible. Please do not, there are many other places where you will find friends and comrades. I feel this is not helping the friendly open-ness of the JOC forum where everyone can have his or her option, friend of that Greta or not.
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