Not a woman but an itinerant workman who called at a large and obviously prosperous house offering to do painting jobs.jvcarrier wrote:What was that one about the guy who asked his girlfriend to paint the porch?
The owner of the house took pity on him and said he'd like the windows at the front of the house stripped and one coat of undercoat and two coats of gloss applied. I'll supply the Dulux paint he added. They agreed a price.
"Oh" he went on, "Whilst you're at it paint the porch as well"
A few hours later the workman came back to say he'd finished the job.
He said he hoped the windows were to his employer's satisfaction and, by the way, it's not a porch but a Ferrari.