Womens Personal Ads Translated.

[Richie]

40-ish.......................................49
> > Adventurous............................Slept with everyone.
> > Athletic.....................................No breasts.
> > Average looking......................Mooooooo.
> > Beautiful...................................Pathological liar.
> > Emotionally Secure................ On medication.
> > Feminist...................................Fat.
> > Free spirit................................Junkie.
> > Friendship first........................Former slut.
> > New-Age.................................Body hair in the wrong places.
> > Old-fashioned.........................No BJs.
> > Open-minded.........................Desperate.
> > Outgoing.................................Loud and Embarrassing.
> > Professional...........................Bitch.
> > Voluptuous.............................Very Fat.
> > Large frame............................Hugely Fat.
> > Wants Soul mate...................Stalker