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Bloke came out of the pub, walked along the road, he opened the chip shop door and said "Do you have any chips left".. "Yes we do".."Well you shouldn't have made so many then should you"Image
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Funnily enough..I went in the chip shop on SaturdayImage, I said to the man "a large piece of Cod please", "Yes, won't be long"..I said "Well it better be fat then"Image
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These made me chuckle

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Made me smile but has some truth


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They can read us like a book!!


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