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My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning. Can you believe that, 2:30am? !
Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes .
Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes .
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Restoration project vehicle Interceptor 115/ 3213
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
The name is Mike, another Mike.
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
The name is Mike, another Mike.
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Sorry, I'm on a mobile and can't get the joke. He has caught a giant crab, which is photoshopped?
"Now that chassis number is particularly interesting ‘cos it’s the one after the one before, which is the one after mine, not many people know that"
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just a few
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Steve, I loved the RSPCA shop sign with the claim "Helping Bury Animals." Apparently it is a genuine photo, but the sign was removed a month after the shop opened and replaced with "Helping Local animals."!
Not far from me is the village of Ugley. The local "Ugley Women's Institute" tired of the jokes and renamed itself the "Women's Institute of Ugley"...
Not far from me is the village of Ugley. The local "Ugley Women's Institute" tired of the jokes and renamed itself the "Women's Institute of Ugley"...
"Now that chassis number is particularly interesting ‘cos it’s the one after the one before, which is the one after mine, not many people know that"
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That made me laugh Colin, Thank youcolin7673 wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 8:48 am https://youtu.be/agYkqhDL8Gw
Australian humour.. Very Bad Language warning
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I went In the bank the other day and bless there was an old lady hovering, I asked if she was ok and if I could help.
She smiled and said 'Could you help me with my balance'
So I pushed her and she fell over..
I looked and said, 'not very good'
She smiled and said 'Could you help me with my balance'
So I pushed her and she fell over..
I looked and said, 'not very good'
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That is a funny Joke Colin..Nice one Mr Man
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