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My wife began crying at the breakfast table this morning.
I asked what was wrong.
She told me I've never really loved her, not in all the 27 years we've been together.
I asked why she would say such a thing.
She said, "If you really loved ME, you would have married somebody else!"
I asked what was wrong.
She told me I've never really loved her, not in all the 27 years we've been together.
I asked why she would say such a thing.
She said, "If you really loved ME, you would have married somebody else!"
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Astra and Zenaka ?
....and I thought Jensens were high maintenance
....and I thought Jensens were high maintenance
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thought someone might use this as their avatar.
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Only working half a day now.
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My Toys: Lotus Cortina MK2.RangeRover P38, Yam inflatable, Saab 9-3 Convertible.
Mk1 Interceptor, 115/3067
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Instead of travelling all the way to Bardsey Island in Wales, in order to experience living without electricity and Wi-Fi, just switch off your electricity at the mains supply and stay home.
Instead of travelling all the way to Bardsey Island in Wales, in order to experience living without electricity and Wi-Fi, just switch off your electricity at the mains supply and stay home.
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If it looks like a family member is going to ask for a ride somewhere, quickly rush outside, lift the bonnet, and start removing parts so it looks like there's a big repair job going on.
If it looks like a family member is going to ask for a ride somewhere, quickly rush outside, lift the bonnet, and start removing parts so it looks like there's a big repair job going on.
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Your tips really are top tips AdrianMan
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If your spouse asks you to do any job around the house, do it immediately without complaint and with feigned enthusiasm, but make such a dreadful mess of it that you never get asked to do anything again.
If your spouse asks you to do any job around the house, do it immediately without complaint and with feigned enthusiasm, but make such a dreadful mess of it that you never get asked to do anything again.
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As going on holiday at this time of global anxiety and stress is so expensive and confusing, just put the car in the garage, keep all the house lights turned off, buy or borrow a tanning lamp, and hide in the basement or back room for a few weeks, copying photos off the internet of exotic holiday destinations so you can e-mail to your friends and pretend you've been there. Don't answer the phone.
You'll be safe from Covid, too.
You know it makes sense.
As going on holiday at this time of global anxiety and stress is so expensive and confusing, just put the car in the garage, keep all the house lights turned off, buy or borrow a tanning lamp, and hide in the basement or back room for a few weeks, copying photos off the internet of exotic holiday destinations so you can e-mail to your friends and pretend you've been there. Don't answer the phone.
You'll be safe from Covid, too.
You know it makes sense.
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Two Mafia hitmen are walking deep into a forest in the middle of the night.
One of them says, "I gotta admit I'm scared out here."
The other replies, "You're scared? I gotta walk back alone!"
One of them says, "I gotta admit I'm scared out here."
The other replies, "You're scared? I gotta walk back alone!"
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Does this screenshot of a VW remind you of Covid?
It should do.
It's the Volkswagen Variant.
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It should do.
It's the Volkswagen Variant.
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NO, but it rereminds me of my Dad, he had one when I was about 5 years old Adrian..Great Memories
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