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My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning. Can you believe that, 2:30am? :x !

Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes 8) .
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Sorry, I'm on a mobile and can't get the joke. He has caught a giant crab, which is photoshopped?
"Now that chassis number is particularly interesting ‘cos it’s the one after the one before, which is the one after mine, not many people know that"
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Steve, I loved the RSPCA shop sign with the claim "Helping Bury Animals." Apparently it is a genuine photo, but the sign was removed a month after the shop opened and replaced with "Helping Local animals."!

Not far from me is the village of Ugley. The local "Ugley Women's Institute" tired of the jokes and renamed itself the "Women's Institute of Ugley"...
"Now that chassis number is particularly interesting ‘cos it’s the one after the one before, which is the one after mine, not many people know that"
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https://youtu.be/agYkqhDL8Gw

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colin7673 wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 8:48 am https://youtu.be/agYkqhDL8Gw

Australian humour.. Very Bad Language warning
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kees wrote: ↑Wed May 05, 2021 8:06 am Irish car??
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Saw this
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I went In the bank the other day and bless there was an old lady hovering, I asked if she was ok and if I could help.
She smiled and said 'Could you help me with my balance'

So I pushed her and she fell over..

I looked and said, 'not very good'
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colin7673 wrote: ↑Mon May 17, 2021 12:42 pm I went I. The bank the Luther day and bless there was an old lady hovering I asked if she was ok and if I could help.
She smiled and said 'Could you help me with my balance'
So I pushed her and she fell over..
I looked and said, 'not very good'
That is a funny Joke Colin..Nice one Mr Man :lol:
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