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by RAP72 » Fri Apr 24, 2020 7:15 am

is this the future of politics?

someone sent me the first and automatically the second started afterward.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkU1ob_ ... e=youtu.be

then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eR0ckpJ3bk

whatever you political leanings they are clever.
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by colin7673 » Fri Apr 24, 2020 7:25 am

Very clever.

Some talented people out there.
Only working half a day now.
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by Pymmie » Sat Apr 25, 2020 8:03 am

Am I the only one not looking forward to my first pint after a Lockdown at any

American themed pubs !

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by ChrisP » Sat Apr 25, 2020 6:30 pm

this made me grin
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by VFK44 » Sat Apr 25, 2020 11:42 pm

"THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS"
"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time."
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by RAP72 » Sun Apr 26, 2020 6:53 am

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by jjmclure75 » Tue Apr 28, 2020 6:33 am

Made me laugh!
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by Pymmie » Tue Apr 28, 2020 7:58 am

This made me chuckle ...

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by VFK44 » Wed Apr 29, 2020 1:46 am

Rap72 posted a funny joke:

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Day 38 of the lockdown. Become a bad joke. Actually removed much more than this now, and STILL can't thread the new rubber drive belt on.

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p.s. the full recycling bags are there for a reason - they gently take the support when you have to tip the machine onto its face to reach the bottom.
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by felixkk » Tue May 05, 2020 6:34 pm

No joke, from CNN:

A 5-year-old boy with $3 in his pocket was pulled over by Utah police while driving his parent's car to California to buy a Lamborghini.

The boy left in the SUV after arguing with his mother, who said she would not buy the luxury car for him, Utah Highway Patrol said on Twitter.

... Once he was pulled over, the child told the trooper he had intended to drive to California to purchase a Lamborghini for himself. He had $3. The starting price for a new Lamborghini is around $200,000.
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by felixkk » Tue May 05, 2020 6:40 pm

... his mother probably said it's my way or the highway...
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by ChrisP » Tue May 05, 2020 8:12 pm

he will probably wind up getting elected president in a few years time.
he appears to have all the right attributes.!
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by Dion » Wed May 06, 2020 9:24 am

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by RAP72 » Mon May 25, 2020 9:19 pm

there will be more.

sent to me by an optician friend
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