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Re: joke thread
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 8:19 am
by Eddie
Quarantine
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Re: joke thread
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 6:50 pm
by Pymmie
Made me laugh ...
John P
Re: joke thread
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:32 am
by colin7673
Not in this house..
Re: joke thread
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:44 am
by RAP72
colin7673 wrote:Not in this house..
did you have permission to post that?
Re: joke thread
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 5:04 pm
by RogerBrotton
Eddie, you are obviously not used to quarantine...……..your mask is upside down....or is it downside up ?
Re: joke thread
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:25 pm
by RAP72
saw this today
Re: joke thread
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:20 pm
by RAP72
and this.
Caption Competition
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:19 am
by AH1951
"Mum, now that the pandemic is over, can we please stop having baked beans for every meal?"
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Re: joke thread
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 1:02 pm
by Barrie
Are my testicles black?
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
Re: joke thread
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 5:08 pm
by Pymmie
Another COVID-19 based funny
John P
Re: joke thread
Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:38 am
by AH1951
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Re: joke thread
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 7:25 am
by colin7673
Isn't it nice not to be hearing of that puppet Greta Thunberg at the moment.
Re: joke thread
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 7:49 am
by Pymmie
AH1951 wrote:Screenshot_20200314-140226_Samsung Internet.jpg
I noticed two things at her recent rally in Bristol.
1. 10-15,000 snowflakes/melts/bedwetters completely ruined the
grounds at College Green with the cost of putting it right well into
the thousands and putting it out of use for months.
2. Leaning just one Solar PV panel at that angle wont work. I believe
the idea was to dupe the crowd into thinking it was powering the PA.
Stupid Girl
Re: joke thread
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 9:11 am
by AH1951
colin7673 wrote:Isn't it nice not to be hearing of that puppet Greta Thunberg at the moment.
Did you notice that she was so upset at no longer being in the public eye that she pretended to have had the coronavirus?
(And she's an expert on that subject too now, apparently!)
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.thegua ... oronavirus" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Re: joke thread
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 10:16 am
by Dion
Can we please stop bitching here about a certain Greta, or climate-change-nay-sayers? OK to mention it once in a while but there are certain persons here who cannot stop about it and mention it wherever possible. Please do not, there are many other places where you will find friends and comrades. I feel this is not helping the friendly open-ness of the JOC forum where everyone can have his or her option, friend of that Greta or not.