>> One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
>>decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
>>decides to take the boat out.
>>
>> She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
>>
>> Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
>>woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
>>
>> "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
>>
>> "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
>>
>> "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
>>
>> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
>>start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
>>
>> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
>>the woman.
>>
>> "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
>>
>> "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
>>could start at any moment."
>>
>> "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
>>
>> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
>>think.
joke thread
Subject: Golf lesson
A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
She had just started playing her first round of
golf when she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to
return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.
Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse
and asked, "Why are you back in so early?
What's wrong?" "I was stung by a bee", she said.
"Where", he asked.
"Between the first and second hole", she replied.
He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your
Stance is too wide."
Sorry I cannot post the accompanying photo but it was from this golf course
A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
She had just started playing her first round of
golf when she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to
return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.
Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse
and asked, "Why are you back in so early?
What's wrong?" "I was stung by a bee", she said.
"Where", he asked.
"Between the first and second hole", she replied.
He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your
Stance is too wide."
Sorry I cannot post the accompanying photo but it was from this golf course
I've moderated myself and am standing in the naughty corner 
Last edited by RAP72 on Thu May 10, 2007 9:52 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Barrie
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Nope.Wallace wrote:Spooky! Barrie and I both posted the same word at the same time of day except he spelt his with a Latin accent. This is starting to worry me after the cigar incident.
Mike
This is all part of your multiple personality disorder as revealed by Dr. Freud in his Viennese consulting rooms.
Not only are you Mike and Wallace and Losty but you are also me!
Anywho.
Either way it's pretty damned crowded and I need to pop off to the winebar to try and figure it out.
While I'm there can I get the four of you a drink?
Barrie (I think
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Barrie
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That'd be my con-soulWallace wrote:It's enough to make you join the God Squad!
Mike (praying for Barrie's soul)
see passim
http://www.joc.org.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic. ... c&start=15
Hopefully it'll be ready for Sandwell
Baz