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Re: Unwanted Heat

Posted: Fri May 04, 2018 1:10 am
by RockyUSA
Arnold Schwarzenegger made a movie about that....

[*]Onan the Masterbarian!

Re: Unwanted Heat

Posted: Sat May 05, 2018 2:40 pm
by Mark Maniatt
Further to the premature rumour that I’d not only sold ‘The Beast’ but had sprung this mortal coil,I’m pleased to confirm that the author of the Worlds most diverse post is in rude,neigh,obscene good health, and is keeping a beady eye on his errant baby.
Good to see all the old crowd are still making contributions including The Squadron Leader and Big Baz.I may take a mooch down to the International next month to say hello to everyone.
In the mean time,keep up the good work,plenty of purile nonsense,double entendre,little known facts that no one wants to know,biblical funnys and the old girl should creak along for years to come.
God help us!
Fat Bloke!

Re: Unwanted Heat

Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 12:30 am
by Wallace
I heard a rumour you sold the car and moved to Melton Mowbray to make and eat more pies. Do you still have the sequin boob tube tea cosy I gave you for Christmas 2007? :wink:

Re: Unwanted Heat

Posted: Wed May 16, 2018 7:15 pm
by Mark Maniatt
Can no longer fit into it!

Re: Unwanted Heat

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 6:13 pm
by Wallace
Mark Maniatt wrote:Can no longer fit into it!
One word, SlimmingWorld. :mrgreen:

Re: Unwanted Heat

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 6:53 pm
by Barrie
Or diuretics.
My dear brother was not feeling well the other day so went to doc.
Doc examined him and said he might benefit from a stay in hospital.
Bro says ok and he'll try and fit it in to his schedule.
‘No’ says doc I had more in mind tomorrow, this is urgent.
Anyway, four days later after three days of intravenous diuretics he had lost (drum roll)
17 kilos!!! :shock: . (And there was a bit more to come over the next few days)
So, maybe if we want to lose some weight a visit to the pharmacist and some wee-wee tablets would do the trick.

Re: Unwanted Heat

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 8:17 pm
by RAP72
Barrie

are you taking the P1SS? 17 kilos is a lot of urine. Infact its just about a quarter of my weight.

ps wish him well

Re: Unwanted Heat

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 10:41 pm
by Barrie
No micturate extraction going on here Steve.
Total weight loss after 21 days was 24k.
My big brother is a little less big but still my big brother.
Thank you for your good wishes.

Re: Unwanted Heat

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 4:37 am
by RockyUSA
Trying to make this thread a little more upbeat....

With “Chained Heat”....

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Re: Unwanted Heat

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 12:12 pm
by Wallace
RockyUSA wrote:Trying to make this thread a little more upbeat....

With “Chained Heat”....

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6hflm0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Poetic, very neat.

Re: Unwanted Heat

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 12:51 pm
by RockyUSA
Wallace wrote:
RockyUSA wrote:Trying to make this thread a little more upbeat....

With “Chained Heat”....

Poetic, very neat.
A try to make this thread complete!

Re: Unwanted Heat

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 2:47 pm
by Wallace
Spoken like a true UH contributor. :shock:

Re: Unwanted Heat

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 7:03 pm
by Barrie
I suppose the interest in this is from the titles at the end: Jensen Farley Pictures.
Me?
Looking at this too closely?

Re: Unwanted Heat

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 10:10 pm
by Wallace
Barrie wrote:I suppose the interest in this is from the titles at the end: Jensen Farley Pictures.
Me?
Looking at this too closely?
Was that 11 across in The Times today?

Re: Unwanted Heat

Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 11:16 pm
by Barrie
Wallace wrote:
Barrie wrote:I suppose the interest in this is from the titles at the end: Jensen Farley Pictures.
Me?
Looking at this too closely?
Was that 11 across in The Times today?
Lumbago