Unwanted Heat
Re: Unwanted Heat
Arnold Schwarzenegger made a movie about that....
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Further to the premature rumour that I’d not only sold ‘The Beast’ but had sprung this mortal coil,I’m pleased to confirm that the author of the Worlds most diverse post is in rude,neigh,obscene good health, and is keeping a beady eye on his errant baby.
Good to see all the old crowd are still making contributions including The Squadron Leader and Big Baz.I may take a mooch down to the International next month to say hello to everyone.
In the mean time,keep up the good work,plenty of purile nonsense,double entendre,little known facts that no one wants to know,biblical funnys and the old girl should creak along for years to come.
God help us!
Fat Bloke!
Good to see all the old crowd are still making contributions including The Squadron Leader and Big Baz.I may take a mooch down to the International next month to say hello to everyone.
In the mean time,keep up the good work,plenty of purile nonsense,double entendre,little known facts that no one wants to know,biblical funnys and the old girl should creak along for years to come.
God help us!
Fat Bloke!
Jazz and Jensens.There is a God
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Re: Unwanted Heat
I heard a rumour you sold the car and moved to Melton Mowbray to make and eat more pies. Do you still have the sequin boob tube tea cosy I gave you for Christmas 2007?
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One word, SlimmingWorld.Mark Maniatt wrote:Can no longer fit into it!
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Or diuretics.
My dear brother was not feeling well the other day so went to doc.
Doc examined him and said he might benefit from a stay in hospital.
Bro says ok and he'll try and fit it in to his schedule.
‘No’ says doc I had more in mind tomorrow, this is urgent.
Anyway, four days later after three days of intravenous diuretics he had lost (drum roll)
17 kilos!!! . (And there was a bit more to come over the next few days)
So, maybe if we want to lose some weight a visit to the pharmacist and some wee-wee tablets would do the trick.
My dear brother was not feeling well the other day so went to doc.
Doc examined him and said he might benefit from a stay in hospital.
Bro says ok and he'll try and fit it in to his schedule.
‘No’ says doc I had more in mind tomorrow, this is urgent.
Anyway, four days later after three days of intravenous diuretics he had lost (drum roll)
17 kilos!!! . (And there was a bit more to come over the next few days)
So, maybe if we want to lose some weight a visit to the pharmacist and some wee-wee tablets would do the trick.
“Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people." Garrison Keillor
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Barrie
are you taking the P1SS? 17 kilos is a lot of urine. Infact its just about a quarter of my weight.
ps wish him well
are you taking the P1SS? 17 kilos is a lot of urine. Infact its just about a quarter of my weight.
ps wish him well
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No micturate extraction going on here Steve.
Total weight loss after 21 days was 24k.
My big brother is a little less big but still my big brother.
Thank you for your good wishes.
Total weight loss after 21 days was 24k.
My big brother is a little less big but still my big brother.
Thank you for your good wishes.
“Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people." Garrison Keillor
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Trying to make this thread a little more upbeat....
With “Chained Heat”....
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With “Chained Heat”....
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Poetic, very neat.RockyUSA wrote:Trying to make this thread a little more upbeat....
With “Chained Heat”....
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6hflm0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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A try to make this thread complete!Wallace wrote:RockyUSA wrote:Trying to make this thread a little more upbeat....
With “Chained Heat”....
Poetic, very neat.
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'72 Interceptor III - 133/5597
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'95 Jaguar XJS Convertible
'72 Interceptor III - 133/5597
'73 DeTomaso Pantera
'74 Toyota Land Cruiser FJ-40
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Spoken like a true UH contributor.
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I suppose the interest in this is from the titles at the end: Jensen Farley Pictures.
Me?
Looking at this too closely?
Me?
Looking at this too closely?
“Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people." Garrison Keillor
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Was that 11 across in The Times today?Barrie wrote:I suppose the interest in this is from the titles at the end: Jensen Farley Pictures.
Me?
Looking at this too closely?
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LumbagoWallace wrote:Was that 11 across in The Times today?Barrie wrote:I suppose the interest in this is from the titles at the end: Jensen Farley Pictures.
Me?
Looking at this too closely?
“Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people." Garrison Keillor