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by RockyUSA » Fri May 04, 2018 1:10 am

Arnold Schwarzenegger made a movie about that....

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by Mark Maniatt » Sat May 05, 2018 2:40 pm

Further to the premature rumour that I’d not only sold ‘The Beast’ but had sprung this mortal coil,I’m pleased to confirm that the author of the Worlds most diverse post is in rude,neigh,obscene good health, and is keeping a beady eye on his errant baby.
Good to see all the old crowd are still making contributions including The Squadron Leader and Big Baz.I may take a mooch down to the International next month to say hello to everyone.
In the mean time,keep up the good work,plenty of purile nonsense,double entendre,little known facts that no one wants to know,biblical funnys and the old girl should creak along for years to come.
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by Wallace » Tue May 08, 2018 12:30 am

I heard a rumour you sold the car and moved to Melton Mowbray to make and eat more pies. Do you still have the sequin boob tube tea cosy I gave you for Christmas 2007? :wink:
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by Mark Maniatt » Wed May 16, 2018 7:15 pm

Can no longer fit into it!
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by Wallace » Mon May 21, 2018 6:13 pm

Mark Maniatt wrote:Can no longer fit into it!


One word, SlimmingWorld. :mrgreen:
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by Barrie » Mon May 21, 2018 6:53 pm

Or diuretics.
My dear brother was not feeling well the other day so went to doc.
Doc examined him and said he might benefit from a stay in hospital.
Bro says ok and he'll try and fit it in to his schedule.
‘No’ says doc I had more in mind tomorrow, this is urgent.
Anyway, four days later after three days of intravenous diuretics he had lost (drum roll)
17 kilos!!! :shock: . (And there was a bit more to come over the next few days)
So, maybe if we want to lose some weight a visit to the pharmacist and some wee-wee tablets would do the trick.
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by RAP72 » Mon May 21, 2018 8:17 pm

Barrie

are you taking the P1SS? 17 kilos is a lot of urine. Infact its just about a quarter of my weight.

ps wish him well
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by Barrie » Mon May 21, 2018 10:41 pm

No micturate extraction going on here Steve.
Total weight loss after 21 days was 24k.
My big brother is a little less big but still my big brother.
Thank you for your good wishes.
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by RockyUSA » Tue May 22, 2018 4:37 am

Trying to make this thread a little more upbeat....

With “Chained Heat”....

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6hflm0
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by Wallace » Tue May 22, 2018 12:12 pm

RockyUSA wrote:Trying to make this thread a little more upbeat....

With “Chained Heat”....

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6hflm0


Poetic, very neat.
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by RockyUSA » Tue May 22, 2018 12:51 pm

Wallace wrote:
RockyUSA wrote:Trying to make this thread a little more upbeat....

With “Chained Heat”....

Poetic, very neat.


A try to make this thread complete!
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by Wallace » Tue May 22, 2018 2:47 pm

Spoken like a true UH contributor. :shock:
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by Barrie » Tue May 22, 2018 7:03 pm

I suppose the interest in this is from the titles at the end: Jensen Farley Pictures.
Me?
Looking at this too closely?
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by Wallace » Tue May 22, 2018 10:10 pm

Barrie wrote:I suppose the interest in this is from the titles at the end: Jensen Farley Pictures.
Me?
Looking at this too closely?


Was that 11 across in The Times today?
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by Barrie » Tue May 22, 2018 11:16 pm

Wallace wrote:
Barrie wrote:I suppose the interest in this is from the titles at the end: Jensen Farley Pictures.
Me?
Looking at this too closely?


Was that 11 across in The Times today?

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