The Jensen Owners' Club

Could be the missus. Kenny38

The heading says TECHNICAL tips, Stephen. You are Neo as is everything these days. Do you wear your hoodie when studying the posts? dark glasses perhaps.? Kenny38

Off to tech page. Where is the neo facsist who censors these things. The sky may fall in. Kenny38

Will you reume your original deted posts " For Idiots Only" ? There is a squatter there. Kenny38

Seems prices for even potentially average cars are on the up. Watch this one pop up on a dealer yard. Kenny38

Re that Volvo 240 spoiler. Here in Australia a few years back there was sudden "fashion" to put these on club Jensens. Thankfully most of these totally useless add ons have now been discarded. IMO not a good look rather like pink lipstick. Mr Rothery, wot would we do without your invaluabl...

These damn near concourse cars make I am sure the vast majority of lumpen owners feel guilty, repressed and unworthy over owning their" nice one" sitting balefully in the unheated no vented car cocoon rubbish filled garage. I hope this offering gets a great result. Present owner should be ...

This is getting romantic. Kenny38

Hi, Steve. Welcome o the club. You certainly know what you want and i am glad you have it. Now for the hard work. John W is right about locking up your credit card and if married do not inform the wife of your dream work. Jensen has been named as a cause for divorce in many cases. Good luck. Kenny38

Spray Chrome?? This is soooo low rent. If you have a classic for gawd's sake at least put the real thing on. ALL spray on's in just about anything including boot polish will look sleazy and cheap within a very few years. Some how get real chrome. Stainless will be OK for a while but if you live near...

Hi everyone. No one has suggested that perhaps a man with two wrecks should possibly post on "For Idiots Only". There are many suggestions on what to do with two heaps there. Also Keith old fella. Can you just take a holiday from being so bleeding right all the time? Kenny38

I don't know whether you can get this on UK market but "Purple" is what all the detailers use here including myself. Gives the best shine I have ever had over 33 years of using different polishes. A bit expensive but worth it. Don't forget to shake the "bottle" before use. kenny38

A Grass Hopper walked into a bar. The bar tender exclaimed "Hi, we have a cocktail named after you". "What, Keith?'' replied the grass hopper. kenny38

Looks like Croperdy knows a car that is going to rely on being a S1 FF to lure buyers who are NOT reading this forum. For all we know Croperdy are selling on commission basis. Cannot see Croperdy buying this to resell without subjecting car to extensive examination.They have a top reputation to prot...

For Gawd's sake, John you are so bleeding picky. Yes I agree little things such as wheel inserts could/should be there. First look at a car is so important like buying a house with rubbish bins out front little things are easy to put off a less than determined buyer. Martin is less picky as he wants...