The Jensen Owners' Club

zacmarshall wrote:CJ - thank you for making me laugh out loud - just the tonic I needed

There's a Jimmy Saville one going around too but I was scared the thread would be locked again

CJ.

Come on guys lighten up,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, there was to be a cremation but there's no freaking coal left.

RIP Maggie.

CJ.

All of the above.

CJ.

CJ.

Its is very nice all be it, it was behind railings so couldnt get up close. took some pictures but for some reason they wont upload to photobucket off my phone. Will try later & post them up. Its really nice with the S4 wheels.

CJ.

A nice blue Convertible in the Coys sale tomorrow at Autosport Int. I saw it today at the NEC.

http://www.coys.co.uk/auction.php?itemI ... ctionID=19

CJ.

Landcruiser Amazon (old faithful)
Mercedes CLK 320 Convertible (wifes car)
Disco 300 TDI offroader
Yamaha FX160 HO Waverunner (summer use only lol)

CJ.

Some of the new MOT methods can cause problems even in modern cars. The one person installations have some kind of device which goes under the front offside tyre which when operated pulls the wheel from side to side by at least an inch in either direction the idea being to allow the examiner to see...

VFK44 wrote:Very rare - but not too hard. It shares its name with a Jensen product...

Very good, right on the the money, a Healey but seemingly a one off alloy bodied one.

CJ.

Heres an unusual one we had in a couple of weeks ago for an exhaust.




Answers on a postcard

CJ.

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 999 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nu...

Church Ladies With typewriters . . . They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. -...

colin7673 wrote:it a '76 reg car, in a '74 programme,,, how did they get it so wrong?

Hey, its TV. Nobody said it was accurate. Sean Connery played Harrison Fords father in the 2nd Indie Film but theres only 12 yrs between them, common place now right enough but.......

CJ.

I Know its been on before but some wont have seen it- You guys should get a kick out of these explanations, Tools Explained DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room...

Older Women Are So Reasonable: AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, '44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL". NOW...