A gentleman in a restaurant decides he will order the octopus.
The waiter advises him that it will take 3 hrs.
The gentleman says, why on earth will it take so long?
Well, says the waiter. Every time we turn the oven on the octopus turns the gas off!
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- Wed Oct 06, 2021 6:32 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Joke thread 2021
- Replies: 120
- Views: 25108
- Sat May 08, 2021 9:11 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Magazine
- Replies: 1
- Views: 893
Magazine
Received my copy of the latest mag today. It just keeps getting better!
Well done to all involved.
Oh and the key ring is a nice touch
Cheers
Phil
Well done to all involved.
Oh and the key ring is a nice touch
Cheers
Phil
- Sun Jan 17, 2021 1:32 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: LED headlight bulbs
- Replies: 13
- Views: 3798
Re: LED headlight bulbs
From 1st Feb LEDs cannot be fitted into headlight units that were designed for std halogen! Apparently this will be an MOT faliure :( From what I have heard the Police will also be enforcing this one so those that dont get an MOT wont get away with it. You will probably get away with it in your mod...
- Thu Jan 14, 2021 10:25 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Jensen factory photos
- Replies: 16
- Views: 5390
Re: Jensen factory photos
Another one showing work being carried out on a six pack
- Fri Jan 08, 2021 10:24 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Jensen factory photos
- Replies: 16
- Views: 5390
Re: Jensen factory photos
Wow! Fantastic Keith.
Some proper skilled metal working going on there
Some proper skilled metal working going on there
- Fri Jan 08, 2021 9:09 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Jensen factory photos
- Replies: 16
- Views: 5390
Jensen factory photos
Hi Guys, I came across some great photos of the Jensen factory in its heyday of Interceptor production. I recall that a few photos have been posted over the years but its difficult to find them using the search facility. Does anyone have any that they can post here to keep them in one place? I must ...
- Wed Nov 18, 2020 10:11 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Is Harry teasing us?
- Replies: 23
- Views: 7727
Re: Is Harry teasing us?
My Guess, is it will be the sage green FF that was restored by Rejen.
Harry seems to get a lot of the cars that he reviews from the Classic Motor hub and that FF was for sale recently there.
Harry seems to get a lot of the cars that he reviews from the Classic Motor hub and that FF was for sale recently there.
- Thu Oct 08, 2020 7:21 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Barn find SP found in rare Silver Grey
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2348
- Sat Sep 26, 2020 9:17 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Update dash
- Replies: 15
- Views: 14905
Re: Update dash
Thanks Grant,
Time to check the green book!
Time to check the green book!
- Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:14 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Update dash
- Replies: 15
- Views: 14905
Re: Update dash
Zac, what was the chassis number of your SP, can you remember?zacmarshall wrote:Good to see you still have the original digital clock, I used to hate digital clocks and got Cropredy to replace the one in my SP rebuilt to S4 spec with a 'proper' clock as fitted to the walnut dash mark IIIs.
Is it still about?
- Tue Jun 23, 2020 9:32 pm
- Forum: Members' Cars
- Topic: SP Reg No SSS890K
- Replies: 6
- Views: 3283
Re: SP Reg No SSS890K
Hi, Does anybody know if SP Reg No SSS890K Chassis no 131/4686 still exists? Was California Sage, then Tangerine last spotted in Black in the Midlands area. I am looking for a friends Dad who was the second owner in the 70's Last taxed in 1979 so probably a long shot or in a barn somewhere. Any inf...
- Tue Jun 23, 2020 6:00 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Concours Results
- Replies: 25
- Views: 10487
Re: Concours Results
They were, but not necessarily in the right order!VFK44 wrote:Phil, I bet that when you bought your SP, the headlamp surround screws were NOT aligned!
- Mon Jun 22, 2020 6:59 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Concours Results
- Replies: 25
- Views: 10487
Re: Concours Results
131 SP 394.JPG Just a quick word of thanks to all of the organisers involved in this event and a big thank you to everyone who voted for my car. what a great surprise! (very humbling) I thought you might be interested to see the car on the day I collected it. why do we do it to ourselves? Thanks ag...
- Sat May 09, 2020 8:19 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Keeping Busy Whilst Self Isolating
- Replies: 221
- Views: 79017
Re: Keeping Busy Whilst Self Isolating
Great stuff!Richie wrote:He hasn't finished yet. He's coming back Monday
- Sat May 09, 2020 6:13 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Keeping Busy Whilst Self Isolating
- Replies: 221
- Views: 79017
Re: Keeping Busy Whilst Self Isolating
But let's get back to the topic in hand. The last few days have seen the start of the infrastructure for the electric car going in. Quite an undertaking with the garage / driveway being 40 metres from the house and the electricity supply. It also led to a good clear out of the garage and garden she...